I lifted up on my elbows to take a look around and get my bearings, but my view was obscured by something stuck on my nose. Further inspection revealed a round bulbous protuberance was indeed stuck to my nose. Undeterred by this odd discovery, I swung my legs over the side of the bed; or attempted to swing my legs over the side of the bed. The activity was hampered by some heavy weight attached to my feet. I bent [...]























